George Costanza: [George rushes into Jerry's apartment] Did anybody call here asking for Vandelay Industries?
Jerry: No, what happened to you?
George Costanza: All right, listen closely, I was at the unemployment office and I told them I was very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries, and I gave them your phone number. So now, when the phone rings, you have to answer “Vandelay Industries”.
Jerry: I’m Vandelay Industries?
George Costanza: Right.
Jerry: What is that?
George Costanza: You’re in latex.
Jerry: What do I do with latex?
George Costanza: I don’t know, you manufacture it.
Elaine: Right here in this little apartment?
Jerry: And what do I say about you?
George Costanza: You’re considering hiring me for your latex salesman.
Jerry: I’m gonna hire you as my latex salesman? I don’t think so. Why would I do that?
George Costanza: Because I asked you to.
Jerry: If you think I’m looking for someone to just sit at a desk, pushing papers around, you can forget it. I get enough headaches just trying to manufacture the stuff.